May 2013
April 2013
me every 5 minutes in a movie: this is my favorite part
joelle-elizabeth:
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
sodamnrelatable:
Me after writing a text post that doesn’t get any notes.
Arriving at class and your teacher isn't there...
sodamnrelatable:
At first you’re like “she must absent!”
But then the teacher walks in and you’re like
neoputa:
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
burgrs:
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
When you touch the bathroom doorknob and the knob...
sodamnrelatable:
me: .png
you: .jpeg
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
sodamnrelatable:
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
larry-gaymas:
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
"Stop going on Tumblr"
sodamnrelatable:
bandsandbattlescars:
Attend college Attend colleg Attend colle Attend coll Attend col Attend co Attend con Attend conc Attend conce Attend concer Attend concert Attend concerts
lea-michele:
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
tinywayne:
i turn my swag off to conserve energy
condorn:
imagine the amount of followers you’d have if no one ever unfollowed you
When you're just sitting there listening to this...
sodamnrelatable:
and you’re like “Oh really?”
internetexplorers:
ok that’s nice but let’s talk about me
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be cute boys that are jerks
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in... →
sodamnrelatable:
The parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”
When you see a teacher outside of class and they...
sodamnrelatable:
“No eating in class.”
sodamnrelatable:
you can’t stop me.
Those people who walk really slow in the hallways
sodamnrelatable:
17yr:
interests: harry styles
hobbies: harry styles
favorite band: harry styles
favorite color: harry styles
favorite food: harry styles
favorite song: harry styles
favorite movie: harry styles
When I check out someone's Tumblr:
sodamnrelatable:
And there’s music playing:
And the song restarts on page 2:
When you take a picture
sodamnrelatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
The story of my life.
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
It's amazing how a person who was once just a...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
People who go to sleep at 10 p.m.
sodamnrelatable:
Just because I laugh a lot, doesn’t mean my life...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
sodamnrelatable:
when you find grammatical/spelling errors on important tests at school
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
When someone touches my phone
sodamnrelatable:
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate in it:
And I’m like:
